everett

This "dumbphone" runs 99% of Android apps.

Stop, I can only get so wet.

You can find the occasional decent review there, but it's mostly people trying to be funny.

Which other faucets?

That's Tom.

Not saying that's what's going on here, but it's a family name.

They closed the creek over my local road a few days ago...

Dang I thought this was linuxmemes for a sec.

I did too, for multiple secs, no joking. Capitalize proper nouns (outside of a terminal), folks!

You wouldn't rotisserize a car.

Well, not anymore.

I knew I recognized their username. You should check out this gem.

Type "chickfila ad" into your favorite whatever.