this post was submitted on 21 Jul 2026
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[–] plantfanatic@sh.itjust.works 27 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

For the metric people, the joke is;

128884.314

Fantastic.

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 1 points 9 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago)

128884.314 whats? Metres?

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 10 hours ago)

I too am chronologically 43.

My mental age and level of maturity varies from 8 to 58 according to mood and circumstances.

The lower reaches are more fun, but the upper ones are frequently less stressful 😁

Also, the gear letters totally say "porndom"

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 16 points 14 hours ago (1 children)

Cheers brother! Till 5318008!

[–] WalrusDragonOnABike@reddthat.com 8 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago) (2 children)
[–] expatriado@lemmy.world 5 points 13 hours ago

that's amazing, i've got the same combination on my luggage

[–] lemmysmash@piefed.social 1 points 10 hours ago

I might need a captian for this one...

[–] bobs_monkey@lemmy.zip 10 points 13 hours ago (1 children)
[–] everett@lemmy.ml 10 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 12 hours ago)

That's the IP address on my luggage!

[–] HexesofVexes@lemmy.world 7 points 14 hours ago

My students are learning that $1^{58008}=1$

[–] bacon_saber@fedia.io 4 points 13 hours ago
[–] probable_possum@leminal.space 4 points 14 hours ago (1 children)
[–] kibiz0r@midwest.social 2 points 11 hours ago

That’s exactly how full my luggage is.

[–] mikenurre@lemmy.world 3 points 13 hours ago (1 children)

Nice. But you're driving 14 miles/hour too slow, and you have 210 more miles of range than you should! :)

[–] troglodytis@lemmy.world 2 points 9 hours ago

And it's not june 9th. (Or the 6th of Sept for the part of the world that gets it right)

[–] P1k1e@lemmy.world 2 points 13 hours ago

Quick someone help this man, he's got 69 Boobs!!!! That's too too too many!!!!

[–] hperrin@lemmy.ca 2 points 13 hours ago

279 miles to E and E gives you boobs. Is that what this means?