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[-] wesker 102 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

Anyone that unironically says, "If you can't handle me at my worst, you don't deserve me at my best," is waving their red flag at you.

[-] FMT99@lemmy.world 27 points 2 months ago

And someone that has it permanently tattooed across the better part of the side of their body?

[-] wesker 46 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm a firm believer that you SHOULD put your dick in crazy, but you just shouldn't let them know your real name or where you live.

[-] Rolando@lemmy.world 10 points 2 months ago

"Look, the only way to deal with crazy women is to lie big and leave fast." -Varrick, Legend of Korra

[-] Shiggles@sh.itjust.works 9 points 2 months ago

And it most certainly better be wrapped. And probably washed in bleach afterwards.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

While travelling in another state preferably.

[-] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 23 points 2 months ago

Agreed but I feel like they’re also advertising that they’ll ride it like they stole it.

[-] deltapi@lemmy.world 12 points 2 months ago

Oh I absolutely hate that past experience forces me to agree with you wholeheartedly on this.

this post was submitted on 11 Oct 2024
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