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Ahoy, me buckos! Welcome to Bikini Bottom Twitter! Your digital reef for the latest salty gossip and treasure tales! And while you're at it, be sure to drop by the Krusty Krab for a delicious Krabby Patty so I can get yer mon- err I mean, 'cause they're the best treat under the sea!

Rule 1 - This is Bikini Bottom Twitter, all posts should be Spongebob related in "(Old-School) Twitter-like" form

Rule 2 - Political posts, as long as it follows rule 1, will be permitted, so long as you behave yourselves.

Bikini Bottom Municipal Code §33-07: Anti-Tankie Ordinance Residents are prohibited from circulating tankie ideology or other authoritarian propaganda on Bikini Bottom Twitter. Offenders will be permanently banned from BPT by the BBPD faster than Plankton is ejected from The Krusty Krab.

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Rule 4 - All posts should be at least above a "Squirdward-krusty-krab-shift" level of effort

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Nah, too hungry. (lemmy.world)

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[–] shadowedcross@sh.itjust.works 4 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) (2 children)

Yes, I'm curious if it's because food companies actually got sued by people burning themselves, or if it was just thought of ahead of time.

[–] EtherWhack@lemmy.world 7 points 5 months ago

It's more likely a similar reason why you would let a cut of meat rest after taking it off heat. It allows the heat to even out and finish cooking.

[–] alcoholicorn@lemmy.ml 6 points 5 months ago

I don't think you can successfully sue over mildly burning your mouth. What loss can you claim?

The woman who sued mcdonalds for handing out cups of boiling coffee, required significant skin grafts after she got third degree burns all over her genitals, and was asking for her medical bills to be covered.

Mcdonalds, having been told multiple times to stop serving boiling coffee after other people got severe burns, got slapped hard, and has been trying to frame themselves as the victim so that they can't get sued for burning people's genitals off ever since.