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[–] wesker 19 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

True story time.

Recently, I was applying for some government IT jobs. No matter the agency, almost all gov IT jobs involve having elevated access to systems considered high security clearance. Naturally, there's gonna be a vetting process.

I figured it was probably just some sort of criminal history investigation, drug testing, and fingerprinting. Yes, and no. As I read deeper into the process, it involved submitting information to the FBI, so they could put me on surveillance for a probationary period of the first year of the assignment.

Immediately I thought,

"Oh my god, they're going to find out about Funhole."

Needless to say, I stopped the application process to avoid incarceration.