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[-] jewbacca117@lemmy.world 67 points 19 hours ago

I don't even buy avocado toast, I should be a billionaire by now

[-] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 30 points 15 hours ago

That's your problem. If you never buy it in the first place, you can't stop buying it. You can't save nothing from nothing!

Here, let me help you out:

  1. Be rich
  2. Squander your money on avocado toast and greater luxuries
  3. Stop squandering your money on these things
  4. Now you're rich.

If you don't do 2., how can you expect 3. to work?!

[-] kambusha@sh.itjust.works 10 points 18 hours ago

Own a home, at least

this post was submitted on 26 Oct 2024
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