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[-] TheBat@lemmy.world 39 points 1 month ago

Sorry to all Christians but every Hindu deity wrecks Jesus 1v1. That's just facts.

[-] stupidcasey@lemmy.world 22 points 1 month ago

IDK, the christians build gods like a grade schooler:

My god built the ocean.

Oh yeah well mine built the earth, and the ocean is on the earth.

Hey you can’t do that, besides I have a second god and he made the sun.

I don’t need two gods mine is as powerful as all yours put together and he made the heavens and it has the sun in it.

THAT’S CHEATING! And I have another god, he made the stars!

Oh yeah well mine made everything including all the gods and he can count to infinity!

Oh yeah even the evil gods?

…..yeah but thats not his fault.

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!

Is not!

Is too!, Is too!, Is too!

Is not time infinitely!

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago

For his human form, yes, but Holy Trinity-wise, I'm not so sure. Beyond 1v1, archangels tip any scales in JC's favor.

[-] ivanafterall@lemmy.world 7 points 1 month ago

Are you also including the entire Hindu pantheon? Because I don't think the trinity has a chance in hell, archangels notwithstanding.

[-] ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago

The Holy Trinity includes God who is supposedly all powerful. I think He can hold His own 1v1. I'm not saying He would thrash every Hindu god, but it's not a trouncing of God situation, either. Regardless, when you start adding in the entire kingdom of Heaven, even against the entire pantheon of Hindu gods, I think Heaven wins out.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

I never thought of it like Voltron.

[-] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 1 month ago

But Jesus never fights alone 😏 he's a dirty ass cheater.

[-] jaybone@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

What about that one who sleeps for like 32 million years? Seems like he would be pretty easy to off.

[-] RagingHungryPanda@lemm.ee 3 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

You'd think, but even with being vulnerable and asleep, all attacks thus far didn't wake it up it, much less kill it. Don't fuck with it.

[-] SwordandArt@lemmy.world 6 points 1 month ago

Now I just want to know what this deity is I should fear.

[-] sag@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

I guess they are talking about Kumbhakarna?

this post was submitted on 31 Oct 2024
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