Meme reads, "ADHD in normal circumstances: 'I have no idea what's happening and I am grossly underprepared for everything and falling apart, pls send help' ADHD in times of CRISIS: (smiling emoji wearing sunglasses) I have been training for this moment my entire life. Stand back, weaklings, I've got this covered."
Checks out. Have had to call an ambulance a few times and have been calm and collected throughout.
A conference call at work with an irate customer? Not so much. Give me some blood or gore any day of the week (as long as it's not my own).