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submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by doomsdayrs@lemmy.ml to c/asklemmy@lemmy.ml

Let's keep things simple two rules.

  • No giving sentience, This is a no brainer issue.
  • Let's keep it to beings under the Animilia kingdom. "mutated virus/bacteria" is a common trope.

To start:

Let's modify ants to have lungs.

Most insects are constrained by the amount of oxygen they can acquire through their exoskeleton.

Imagine how big they can get if they didn't have that constraint?

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[-] slazer2au@lemmy.world 48 points 1 month ago

Cows now have tetrodotoxin like Fugu fish. Incorrectly prepared cows now have the chance to kill you.

[-] flicker@lemmy.world 17 points 1 month ago

Why did I read this like patch notes on a game?

[-] Spacehooks@reddthat.com 1 points 1 month ago

As it should be!

[-] threeduck@aussie.zone 10 points 1 month ago

Opposite monkey paw situation, as cows are no longer farmed due to the poison risk, global emissions are massively reduced. And the huge amounts of land dedicated to feeding cows is returned to forestry, further reducing emissions.

The poisonous cows solve climate change long before the vegans can.

[-] Quexotic@infosec.pub 1 points 1 month ago

You're giving the vegans ideas now. Lol.

[-] Achyu 1 points 1 month ago

How much does the cattle rearing industry contribute to global emissions?

[-] mbfalzar@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 month ago

According to the USDA, the US cattle industry contributes about 3.7% of US greenhouse gas emissions, and livestock as a whole is around 14.5% globally on a cursory search

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