You're cuter than Tom Cruise.

I enjoyed this immensely.

I'm explaining to the people downvoting that the cartoon man in this meme is from a show written by the man scottmeme is linking to on youtube. And the phrase, "Reality is an illusion, the universe is a hologram, buy gold, bye!" Is a common meme from that fandom (and said by what is probably my favorite villain of all time.)

That's Alex Hirsch. He made Gravity Falls. He voiced Bill Cipher. He also voiced King on Owl House.

As a woman with crippling ADHD, I can't imagine the horror of trying the new wonder drug, discovering it helped me keep the house and avoid being beaten, and then eventually having to go back to doing without...

A friend in high school heard me and the girls whispering (one of whom was his girlfriend). When he found out one of us needed a pad or tampons and we were seeing who had some, he got excited for the chance to go to the store to get them for us, because he said that buying tampons is the same as screaming, "I have a woman!!!"

I hope that guy is happy, wherever he is. He was a kind soul.

Same episode that gave us the amazing, "I don't want to live on this planet anymore."

Being bi is literally the best of both worlds. It's the sexual equivalent of being born wealthy.

The coastal mathematicians are just into math to screw you and take your money. The geniuses at πzo really captured the spirit of the math.

(I had to go a long way to get to πzo but I'm glad ai got there.)

Terrible news. Looking permanently moist has been the hot makeup trend for a while now.

My cat loves to answer my questions with a gentle bite on the leg or knee or calf. But in his defense, he only does that if the questions happen while he's sleeping or doing a social roll.

If he's awake, my conversation is answered with SCREAM.

This is 100% my suspicion. Mushrooms have never made me even think about my genitals.

Unpopular opinion; he was amazing as the Riddler.

I think people overlook the way his energy has a dark undertone sometimes. There's something in his high energy performances that throws red flags for me, in a mental health emergency kinda way. But I like that in him.

I have a troubled family, and Jim Carrey reminds me of a particular uncle of mine who has severe bipolar and ADHD, among other things. I think most people find his performances funny because they can't imagine being in the room with someone who behaves that way.