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I do solemnly swear
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If I’m not swearing on The Hitchhiker’s Guide I’m not bound by man or god.
You can use anything you want. I don't think the courts can literally refuse it as long as it's reasonable.
Although the only time I ever had to do it they didn't have a Bible they just had a person swear me in. But that was just as a witness so maybe that was the reason.
If it isn't the original Gutenberg bible I refuse to swear.
In the original Hebrew or it doesn't count
Is the guide reasonable?
Depending on what country, probably. Someone has sworn an oath on a river before.
I swear on the Nile that I'm not in denial!
It’s certainly a much better story than the sky cake
Amen