submitted 3 weeks ago by REgon@hexbear.net to c/electoralism@hexbear.net

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I'll go first:

Libs will suddenly discover that there's concentration camps in Gaza. This will lead to one protest with cheeky signs.
Someone assassinates a prominent politician (not Trump)
McDonalds' releases a new burger, which Trump tweets about.
John Bolton releases a new book.
Trump inflames tensions with Indonesia or Mauritania, suddenly everyone is a geopolitical expert
Trump pledges to give more weapons to Ukraine after meeting Zelensky. Stops all support after meeting Putin, pretends not to have made the previous pledge.
Trump will do a minor goof which libs will bring up for the next four years. His supporters will carry around comfort blankets to show support

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[-] joaomarrom@hexbear.net 36 points 3 weeks ago

not a six month prediction, but I'm pretty sure Trump will die while in office, from illness, not assassination

I'm calling it now: he dies on May 2027, from heart disease

[-] Barx@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Cmon at least make it COVID

[-] Collatz_problem@hexbear.net 16 points 3 weeks ago

Food poisoning from fast food.

[-] RoabeArt@hexbear.net 14 points 3 weeks ago

E.coli from McDonald's, specifically.

[-] Sickos@hexbear.net 4 points 3 weeks ago

RAW MILK!

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