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[-] octopus_ink@lemmy.ml 50 points 2 weeks ago

“are you waiting to receive my limp penis?”

Since seeing this video clip for the first time, I have spent my life since then awaiting the exact set of circumstances which will make this the line I need to deliver. Alas, it has not yet happened.

[-] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 12 points 2 weeks ago

If that's not the perfect motivation to write a screenplay and cast yourself in it, I don't know what is!

[-] TheFriar@lemm.ee 5 points 2 weeks ago

Get real drunk and then go out and do your best to get laid—except don’t get hard and while she’s lying on the bed, watching you…there you go.

this post was submitted on 13 Nov 2024
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