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"Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7"
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To be fair. Joking about committing a crime is not illegal.
Very much depending on where you are. Pretending to commit or to have committed a felony (idk the minutiae of translations; Straftat in German) is one in itself over here. Fake it and instantly make it, yay!