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[–] empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com 106 points 4 months ago (17 children)

"Hmm yes let me talk about a very illegal schedule I on an app that has access to my exact device location 24/7"

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[–] webghost0101@sopuli.xyz 64 points 4 months ago (13 children)

To be fair. Joking about committing a crime is not illegal.

[–] rooroo@feddit.org 8 points 4 months ago

Very much depending on where you are. Pretending to commit or to have committed a felony (idk the minutiae of translations; Straftat in German) is one in itself over here. Fake it and instantly make it, yay!

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