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[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 10 points 16 hours ago

Texas should just say "Guns".

North Dakota should probably be "no civilization, no resources, and no warmth."

[-] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 2 points 7 hours ago
[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Does it really have oil?

And I know it's got a fuckton of missile silos but I imagine in an invasion they aren't terribly useful. I guess maybe an after you take complete control then it is

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 9 points 14 hours ago

Hey now, we have some resources. Like... uh... hotdish?

Why are you walking away, weren't you invading?

[-] fireweed@lemmy.world 3 points 12 hours ago

Y'all grow a mean sugarbeet

[-] AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world 1 points 13 hours ago

Don't you guys have a fire cavern? That has to produce some warmth.

[-] pixelscript@lemm.ee 9 points 13 hours ago* (last edited 13 hours ago)

No, that would require a cave, which implies the existence of interesting geological features.

[-] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 1 points 5 hours ago

Which are reserved for South Dakota and Montana.

North Dakota explicitly gets nothing. I'm pretty sure it's in the constitution.

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