AngryCommieKender

I thought that was Lucy Lawless in Xena. The one that makes you gay, not the lass in the pic.

Didn't they also kidnap and imprison at least one of DK's family members?

A single juror can result in a hung jury.

My sense of humor is also dry. Just not quite that dry.

He himself said that he hasn't changed since either 1st grade or kindergarten. He thought he was bragging. He didn't realize he was telling the truth.

The German sense of humor is arid.

Fun fact: the Native Americans that originally created the various and sundry types of corn that we have called themselves, "Walking Maize People." We've analyzed their bones and found that the specific type of carbon that corn "tags" as its own ion, made up about 30-40% of the carbon in their bones, and presumably their bodies.

Due to the fact that corn is added to almost everything that is in the US food chain, when similar analysis has been done to average US citizens, more like 60-70% of the carbon in our bodies comes from corn. We "paint" fruits and veggies with corn, we add corn as sugar to all soda, we add corn to some breads for no reason. We, the citizens of the US, are walking corn.

I grow and sell weed/grass, I don't think that our industry is profitable enough to influence the beef industry.

According to the instructions on the tin of the only tooth powder I've seen in real life, you dipped your toothbrush into the tin. It was round and shaped like a coffee can. The lid didn't have holes in it that would be needed to sprinkle the stuff out. Also that powder wouldn't sprinkle at all, it had hardened into a rock of the stuff. You would have needed a chisel, and mortar and pestle to use it by the time I found it

Nothing, but the house I grew up in during the '80s and '90s was built in 1844, and had all sorts of things that had just been there for ages. One of these things was an ancient tin of tooth powder, next to the washbasin by the back door of the kitchen. This house gets its water from a cistern out the back door. I don't know what the powder was supposed to be like when it was made, back in the '30s according to the tin, but by the time I saw the stuff, it had hardened into a rock. Like you'd need a chisel and mortar and pestle to actually use the stuff again. I suspect that happened due to years of sitting around.

Factorio has taken over cars.

Given how US society treats alcohol, that seems reasonable. Our overall relationship with alcohol is pretty masochistically abusive.