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What's the weirdest thing you've done in the shower?
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Two answers:
1 ) Sex. It's uncomfortable and not sexy at all. Completely overrated experience. Movies made it look fun. They lied. If I wanted to play slippery meat Jenga with a chance of cracking my head open I'd play with a package of hotdogs on the floor of an Amazon warehouse.
2 ) Started sweeping all the hairs stuck to the wall of the shower into a pattern while making jokes about my girlfriend being The Ring ghost
Okay maybe 3. Third one: sang the Leonard Nimoy "Bilbo Baggins" song while scrubbing between my toes.
Grouch.... Baggins....feet....Hobbit Feet.
Secret is safe with us Danny. Glad you're here.
I disagree regarding g my other comment about an apartment sized shower. Only bougie sucker's get to have fun sexy shower times.