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[-] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 30 points 3 days ago

I'm partial to "fuckton."

A fuckton of geese. A fuckton of sheep. A fuckton of ice cream.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 17 points 3 days ago

The only time Americans will use metric /s

[-] dankm@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

A fuckton is 2000 fucking pounds. A fucktonne (note the spelling.. metric) is 1000 fucking kilograms.

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 4 points 2 days ago

Fun fact, in America, a ton is 2000 pounds, which is slightly less than a metric ton. In America if you order a ton of bricks, you'd get less bricks than you would if you ordered it in France.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 2 points 2 days ago

Damn shrinkflation

[-] JizzmasterD@lemmy.ca 12 points 3 days ago

Nah, that’s a « fuck-tonne »

[-] ilost7489@lemmy.ca 9 points 3 days ago
[-] Klear@lemmy.world 6 points 2 days ago

Metric fuckton has more punch though.

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 8 points 3 days ago

Nah, Americans use metric for selling drugs at the very least.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

You can't buy a cup of crack in the US?

[-] problematicPanther@lemmy.world 2 points 2 days ago

Volumetric measurements aren't really good for drugs, the density of the drug may vary depending on quality, origin or manufacturer, in the case of crack and meth. Weight is always better, but then you measure with half, quarter, eighth and sixteenths of ounces. See, we do have to use fractions after all.

[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 3 points 2 days ago

I guess I have a lot to learn before launching my drug cartel.

[-] rockerface@lemm.ee 4 points 3 days ago

Also for gun calibers (is that the right word?)

[-] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 3 days ago

Too true! ( Yep, that's the right word)

[-] Akasazh@feddit.nl 2 points 2 days ago

Drugs, not even ounce

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