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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
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[-] magnetosphere@fedia.io 26 points 2 weeks ago

I think the best we can hope for is that Trump seems unlikely to fuck with state laws regarding marijuana. That’s fine with me.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t try the Coke, though.

[-] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 1 week ago

I’d def try coke-aine

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