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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola
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I don't think your corn growers would be very happy with that.
Fuck 'em. They'll survive on their many subsidies.
Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.
I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.
Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.
Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?
Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?
I think the problem is pecan pie's entire existence depending on something terrible lol
Whatever, they'll still vote Republican.