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[-] AnUnusualRelic@lemmy.world 15 points 1 week ago

I don't think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

[-] annHowe@lemmy.zip 8 points 1 week ago

Fuck 'em. They'll survive on their many subsidies.

[-] jerakor@startrek.website 6 points 1 week ago

Once they raise the global temperatures enough all of the Iowa corn farmers can just farm rice and sugar cane along the Iowa coastline.

[-] Mirshe@lemmy.world 3 points 1 week ago

I propose we lower Texas enough to flood the Great Plains and revive the Ordovician Sea.

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 week ago

Or those of the pecan pie persuasion.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 2 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Use golden syrup, sorghum or honey?

Admission: I can’t stand pecan pie because of it’s hyper-sweetness. Maybe less corn soup would help?

[-] GhiLA@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 week ago

I think the problem is pecan pie's entire existence depending on something terrible lol

[-] JeremyHuntQW12@lemmy.world 1 points 1 week ago

I don’t think your corn growers would be very happy with that.

Whatever, they'll still vote Republican.

this post was submitted on 28 Nov 2024
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