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RFK Jr announces plan to put cocaine back into Coca-Cola (chaser.com.au)
submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago) by Garibaldee@lemm.ee to c/theonion@midwest.social
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[–] jjagaimo@lemmy.ca 105 points 5 months ago (24 children)

Holy shit I was almost excited there might be one thing to make the coming cycle less shitty until I saw the community

[–] magnetosphere@fedia.io 26 points 5 months ago (1 children)

I think the best we can hope for is that Trump seems unlikely to fuck with state laws regarding marijuana. That’s fine with me.

That’s not to say I wouldn’t try the Coke, though.

[–] steal_your_face@lemmy.ml 2 points 5 months ago

I’d def try coke-aine

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