Guess we can indirectly measure the maximum value of a human life - turns out I could buy several with my walking around money.
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So assassinating CEOs is good for the stock market? Hmm.
It's a strange thing but the chart is right there in front of us
Given how much CEOs are leaches on companies, it should be true as long as they don't replace the CEO.
Jokes aside, it's almost certainly because the algorithms tell them that press mentions=interest=buy
I think it's because they released their earnings report and it was positive actually
I mean, yeah? They don't deny claims because it loses them money.
There's a mission exactly like this in GTA V, you kill the LifeInvader CEO and watch the stock market go brrrrr
I really liked that one, it was soooo fucked though (no spoilers, but let's just say it's a bit mind blowing). It lead to similar side missions where you got to do that to others, too.
You know how expensive CEOs are? Huge expense suddenly gone.
No parachute fees either
Their 'work' is among the easiest to automate.
But, automation for thee, profits for me, says C Suite, and so it shall be.
Plus companies generally have life insurance on all of their employees. I'm sure the policy on this guy is fairly substantial (if the claim isn't denied, kek)
Hope people are taking notes