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FDA Recommends Adding Little Tabasco To That Bad Boy
(theonion.com)
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I admittedly had a period where I exclusively used Sriracha. I think it’s more of phase than a committed lifestyle.
As for the ban, building a sliding pantry next to the fridge will get you plenty of extra sauce space.