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Anon holds her bf
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this post was submitted on 07 Dec 2024
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This is why you should always ugly cry on the first date, to establish whether they're gf material.
Pick Up Parkour Artist... The most convoluted way to get into her/his pants.
It's not her pants I'm aiming for, damn you, it's empathy and headpats! Can't a man crave headpats from a pretty girl? 😭
Nope, only pants.
Should I have added /s ?
Gotta set the tone, boys! Let's set the tone in here, now!