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Say what you will about jocks, but it's the nerds burning down the world to generate women that suspiciously look like children (hexbear.net)

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[-] JoeByeThen@hexbear.net 44 points 1 day ago

Jocks commiting war crimes:

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[-] BigLenin@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

Nah these days those are nerds too. I have a job where a work with a bunch of vets and most of them are massive fucking nerds who never held a rifle outside of basic.

[-] Tomboymoder@hexbear.net 26 points 1 day ago

Okay, but the Navy SEALs and infantry war criminals are jocks

[-] Bureaucrat@hexbear.net 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

MFW somebody says the navy seal war criminals are jocks

Bonus picture of combat accountant chic

But yeah you are right, modern day special forces are jocks. The "operator" look used to be "my dad" but now it's more like "how cousin Kyles dad thinks he looks". Smh we used to have proper war criminals.

[-] CloutAtlas@hexbear.net 21 points 1 day ago

What was that CIA ad that was just a neuro-atypical Hispanic woman working for them?

We're in a new age where POC and LGBT can indiscriminately kill sleeping brown people in developing countries with a predator drone while looking for a teenager who threw a rock at an APC. Anyone lacking a soul can be a ghoul, it's not just white jocks and white nerds anymore! The Long arms of empire can now embrace disabled people, LGBT, POC and other minorities into their brutal war machine.