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[-] Guacamole@lemmy.world 12 points 1 week ago
[-] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 27 points 1 week ago

The implication is that he's buying a lot of large condoms because he has a large penis and has a lot of sex.

In reality, he is so addicted to gaming and drinking mountain dew that he can't be bothered to go to the bathroom, so he pees in the condoms.

[-] pagenotfound@lemmy.world 16 points 1 week ago

Oh thank god. I was thinking he was storing excess Mountain Dew in them. Lmao.

[-] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 2 points 1 week ago

Hahaha that would be something. Little dew storage packs. Not ideal!

[-] shplane@lemmy.world 7 points 1 week ago

He must just call his mom to run down with a toilet for him to shit just like Cartman in South Park

[-] abysmalpoptart@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago

Mom! Bathroom! Bathroom!

[-] phorq@lemmy.ml 18 points 1 week ago

He's a machine that turns mountain dew into piss balloons, and the cashier is rightfully impressed.

this post was submitted on 20 Dec 2024
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