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Anon hates smartphones (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 2 months ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 21 points 2 months ago (7 children)

Ruined pointless but enjoyable arguments with mates in the pub. In the old days you could get a good 15 minutes of entertainment out of 'Was it Matt Damon or Mark Wahlberg in that Three Kings movie?'

Now some asshat with a phone will kill that argument in 5 seconds.

[–] ZeffSyde@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The Guinness Book of World Records was created to do just that, settle pub arguments.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 2 months ago

Yeah, but up to the point where you could have it on your phone, no-one took a copy of the Guinness book of records to the pub with them.

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