3x the pockets means 3x more Pocket Sand. Wah chah!

In the end, we all become Crab.

Place your digits within the aether if'n thoust verily gamesman.

Nobody ever gave me something to break, that's my problem.

So its all YOUR fault! GETTIM

When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, "Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?"

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn't trust myself any more.

I imagine anyone trying to extract intelligence from that weird guy would end up less informed than before.

A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

He was like, 'Dude! That's a great idea... You've got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-'

Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.

Hooray. I've been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.

Not all of us live in the Sout. Many youts live in duh Nort, too.

I'm on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.