You know they are sending thousands of bottles of whatever flavor didn't test well that has been sitting in a warehouse, too.

But den vatt do we do both de children of de night?

What if we sold the solar panels and heat pumps on a subscription model? Then the corpos wouldn't have to worry about building new inland docks for their yachts AND they could continue to bleed is dry! /S

Maybe someone could give me an update since I haven't worn my tinfoil hat in a while, but wasn't Gates buying up land along the Mississippi that will be prime farming land someday once climate change has progressed far enough?

Eh, they got to see the thousands of other stars that are now obscured by light/atmospheric pollution.

When I went to my first Riot Fest I looked around and was like, "Damn, did they shut down the punk rock retirement home?"

Then I realized I had just turned 31 and couldn't trust myself any more.

A friend was complaining that he was always losing his air pods. I told him about my awesome idea to sell a little cord that would connect them so they were easier to keep track of.

He was like, 'Dude! That's a great idea... You've got to start selling those before someone beats you to it-'

Then it dawned on him and he called me an asshat.

Hooray. I've been looking to add a few more points of maintenance and failure to my bike.

Not all of us live in the Sout. Many youts live in duh Nort, too.

I'm on the spectrum and digging a hole, diggy diggy hole. Diggy diggy hole!

Thought this was just a Welsh yearbook.

We fell in love in a homeless place... We fell in love in a hooOoomless plaaace...