Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 14 points 6 hours ago (3 children)

I felt breaking bad would have been better as 3 seasons instead of 5. The middle just dragged on too long.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 2 days ago

Windows 3.11 for the win!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) (1 children)

We’ve all done a ‘butthole’ imprint on the photocopier at an office party…

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 4 days ago

I thought it was an homunculus.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 4 days ago (2 children)

An inch is 1/7920 of a furlong! Super freedom!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (1 children)

Yesterday: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you're the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn't understand Europe, but you do, you're the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else...

Today: Spain is a terrible country, really, one of the worst in Europe, we're going to cut off all trade with them, we don't want anything to do with them, and many people agree, and I know many important leaders, they're my friends, and they love me, really they do, and they all agree, except maybe that Pedro Sánchez guy, lazy Pedro I call him, but I don't know, sleepy Sánchez, well he wouldn't, would he, because he's the king of Spain, and did you know they're still a monarchy, truly terrible system of government, and a bad country and I never liked their pie-ella, it's not a good dish, I mean, come on, it doesn't even compare to a Big Mac or anything, and there's no fries, and people all agree, everyone agrees, and they love, me, they do, they say 'Donald you're the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn't understand Europe, but you do, you're the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else...

Tomorrow: Spain is a terrific country, really, it is, I mean, one of the the best in Europe, many say the best, and they love me there, they really, do, all of, I mean, the best Spainians, they love, me, they do, they say Donald you're the best US president for us, ever, better than all the others, they were losers and didn't understand Europe, but you do, you're the best, possibly the best leader of any country, of all time, and I do, I understand Europe, propably, better than anyone else...

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 22 points 4 days ago* (last edited 4 days ago) (11 children)

644 mile range? But what if I need to drive 650 miles once in a decade? Electric cars are just a stoopid fad.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 4 days ago (1 children)

Modern problems require moth solutions.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 4 days ago

Res tower from PUBG, surely?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 4 days ago (1 children)

I can cook over a wood fire and teach others the same. I can do carpentry with un-powered hand tools to an acceptable level. I am a pretty decent archer. Hopefully I could find a group of survivors who valued those skills over my delicious flesh.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 5 days ago

I fucking love this. I mean, I absolutely hate that this is the optimal way to pack 17 squares into a larger square such that the size of the larger square is minimised.

There's a brain echo in here.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 12 points 6 days ago

The UK: ‘We’re not happy with the artificially tanned malignant tumour’

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Irn Bru (feddit.uk)
submitted 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/scotland@feddit.uk
 

Obv., brigading is completely wrong and evil and I would never support or countenance such a thing, and Epstein probably did it a lot, but over on that link there's a question about non American sodas.

Just putting it out there.

People will read it or not.

People will react or not.

We all have agency.

 

I misread the title of the post from yesterday, thought it was eighteen dollars, not one billion dollars. Got me wondering.

 

Fuk yehh!

 

Times are hard, the cost of living is rising, and so, like many people, I'm trying to cook cheaper meals for the family. I recently did the Piri-piri chicken wing, wedges and corn traybake from BBC Food.

Wings are cheap, potatoes are cheap, and corn isn't crazy expensive. The limes were probably the most extravagent ingredient. Total price, probably £2-£3 per person.

It was great, and the family all enjoyed it. To the point where it would go on the regular rotation even if we had suitcases full of cash stashed around the place!

What are your best economical recipes that aren't just beans, chickpeas, and rice? Meals you actively looks forward to, rather than just a budget way of getting calories inside you?

On my list for the coming week:

  • Carbonara
  • Sausage and mash with onion gravy
  • Chicken Quesadillas
  • Mac and Cheese with salad
  • Spicy black bean tacos
  • Stir-fried tofu
  • Slow cooker leek and potato soup

I can supply recipes for any of these.

 

Labracadabrador!

 
 

A Himhe bar!

[I'm very excited about this joke because it was actually a daughter joke. And so the student has become the master!]

 

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

 

Suck my balls.

 

Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

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Best edition for a TTRPG (upload.wikimedia.org)
submitted 7 months ago* (last edited 7 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/warhammer40k@lemmy.world
 

Many years ago I ran a couple of TTRPG mashups of Warhammer 40k and Dune. The emperor was much the same as 40k, the Sardaukar were marines, the Bene Gesserit were a plot manifested by Tzeentch, the Butlerian Jihad explained the lack of computers, etc., etc. It was - if I do say so myself - pretty awesome.

Now my kids are getting into role-playing and not interested in fantasy so I'm thinking about reviving my old mashup for them.

In the old days I used the 1st ed. Rogue Trader rules which seemed like the beginnings of an awesome TTRPG before Games Workshop committed fully to selling lead, then plastic, figures for skirmish wargames.

Is there a newer version of Warhammer 40k that is still TTRPG focussed, or should I dust off my old, loose-leaf copy of 1st ed. and work from that?

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