Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 1 day ago

Hulk's brain is a smaller Hulk.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 5 days ago

I know, right? I often go shopping and buy ingredients and (sometimes) cook those ingredients, then slice them, assemble a sandwich, pack it, bring it to work, put it in the staff fridge and... then... do you know what... I just end up hoping someone will eat it so I don't have to. Why else would I just leave it sitting around in a lunchbox with my name on?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 15 points 5 days ago* (last edited 5 days ago) (1 children)

I remember back in the days of Commodore 64s that you could go to Boots in the UK and just switch the price sticker from a £1.99 ‘budget games’ title with one from a full price blockbuster. No electronic point of sales data, just a bored teenager who knew fuck all operating the till. Good times. Wonder if anyone ever bought the budget game with the expensive sticker.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 2 points 6 days ago (1 children)

I look forward to a visual extravaganza with no emotional depth whatsoever!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

Pffft, maths is just the language by which we describe some of physics.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 7 points 1 week ago

Instructions unclear.

I am in so much pain right now.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (2 children)

I know, right? I tell my kids that whatever science they're studying at school is just a subset of physics but they rarely understand.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 week ago

I'd have been very happy to vote for Elizabeth as the first president of the UK Republic.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 week ago (1 children)
[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 week ago

Progress is happening!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 week ago

One of the most important influences on my life and cooking was a wonderful French woman who married a Brit and settled here. Quite apart from her tendency to ask my friends and I "how many are we for lunch" and cope with any number from 3 to 30, her approach to cooking was legendary and usually involved meat, butter, wine, and cream. That said, she did once try deep fried, leftover, spaghetti and that did not work at all!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 27 points 1 week ago (5 children)

French cooking: add wine, cream, and butter.

 
 

That's my kitchen being demolished.

Normal service will resume, if they can put it back together again!

 

All hail Yelm the one! Thou hast risen again to bless us with thine power!

13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/communitypromo@lemmy.ca
 

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/newcommunities@lemmy.world
 

Come join us at !cooking_with_fire@feddit.uk

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al and threelonmusketeers@sh.itjust.works for pointing me here!

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submitted 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/fedigrow@lemm.ee
 

Come join us at Cooking with fire!

Pictured in the thumbnail is an 'Over The Top Chilli' in its latter stages, an indirect cook, also here:

We also just slap meat on the grill:

but it's not just about meat. Veggies on the grill rule too:

If you or anyone you love deeply, with all your tastebuds, likes to cook over fire then come and join us. We are a small, but welcoming community for people who love to cook over a live flame.

HT to @CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al for pointing me here!

 

Cults of RuneQuest: The Gods of Fire and Sky is the player’s guide to the deities of the high heavens and the flames beneath the earth. Each cult of the solar pantheon provides new visions of Glorantha, and for creating your RuneQuest adventurer.

  • 13 brand new cults, including Shargash, the god of war and destruction, Lodril, the god of peasants, and the mightiest sun god, Yelm.
  • Rules to create brand-new RuneQuest adventurers belonging to these cults, detailing the skills, passions, spirit magic, and Rune magic each cult offers.
  • Details of the unique organization, history, and nature of each cult.
  • Rules for how your adventurer can grow into a God-talker, Rune Priestess, or even a mighty Sun Lord.
  • The history and genealogy of the solar pantheon, and an encyclopedia of Gloranthan celestiology.
 

Gdańsk, Poland from Friday October 31st to Sunday November 2nd 2025

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Leech Woman (www.youtube.com)
submitted 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/gothindustrial@lemmy.world
 

Many years ago, back in the 90s, I grabbed a t-shirt to wear to go to work without thinking much of it.

It was a band t-shirt for Leech Woman who I'd seen at a gig a month or two before. Black, long sleeve, band logo and some kind of indistinct image in white. I hadn't really paid attention to the image at the time, just had a blast at the gig and wanted to support them which is why I bought it.

Anyway, at lunchtime one of my team said: "Have you seen your t-shirt?"

When I actually looked at it, the indistinct image turned out to be the naked torso of a woman with a strap-on dildo. You can see the image in the video.

Fortunately, I was the boss of that team, so I just hid from my boss for the rest of the day and never wore the t-shirt to work again.

Anyhoo.

 

Even beats the sublime John Player Specials Lotus livery.

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