Hossenfeffer

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[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 20 hours ago

They do quiet, existential despair like no-one else.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 21 hours ago

Looks pretty alert to me. Prick.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

"In contrast, every Tesco, Sainsbury’s, Morrisons, Waitrose, Co-op, Lidl and Covent Garden soup tested had salt levels at or below the government target."

Phew! Pretty much the only soup I eat on a regular basis is the Covent Garden Classic Chicken. To which I add some black pepper, some grilled chicken (if I have leftovers), and some Mahi Bhut Jolokia hot sauce. But I've never wanted to add salt.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago

So, while I've never solely been HR (I've mostly worked at start-ups or SMEs and worn a lot of different hats at all times), I've done a lot of hiring at different companies in the UK.

I have always been of the opinion that the CV explains what you've done so far, and the covering letter / personal statement should then explain why what you've done makes you a viable candidate. So the CV is about you, the personal statement is about you and the role/company. You certainly don't have to cover the spec points in order (and don't even always need to cover them all). Just sure you address as many of the 'essential' elements as possible. But, even if you can't cover them all you might still be a viable candidate. I've hired people who had skill gaps because they had some stuff I really cared about and I knew we could teach them to cover the missing stuff.

Caveat: this was before AI. I assume that's fucked the human element of the entire process completely in a lot of companies. For <20 headcount orgs your application might still end up in front of a human.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 1 day ago

Ok, I'm new to looking at replacing my phone with something that doesn't run Google or Apple.

Is there an OS I can use which is a. FOSS, b. European, and c. runs banking apps. Because I basically don't take a wallet anywhere anymore, just my phone. Sure, there are occassions when I take a slimline wallet with a couple of cards, but quite often if I'm making a significant puchase I need my phone to TFA it.

I don't care about cameras or headphone jacks that much. I do care about being able to buy shit.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 4 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Having used a VPN to see the footage: "Fuckin' 'ell."

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 6 points 1 day ago

Posting imgur links to a UK focused community does seem a little passive aggresive, I agree.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

Pfffft, way ahead of you.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

I just called an emergency family meeting to break this news.

My kids told me that pretty soon I'd be senile and they'd be reading it to me before my bedtime. Sniff They grow up so fast!

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 3 points 1 day ago

On the plus side, I no longer want to be a billionaire, so there's that.

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 5 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Imagine injecting stuff into your penis.

Done! What's next?

[–] Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk 1 points 2 days ago

I mean, we've all done it, right? Right?

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Irn Bru (feddit.uk)
submitted 2 days ago* (last edited 2 days ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/scotland@feddit.uk
 

Obv., brigading is completely wrong and evil and I would never support or countenance such a thing, and Epstein probably did it a lot, but over on that link there's a question about non American sodas.

Just putting it out there.

People will read it or not.

People will react or not.

We all have agency.

 

I misread the title of the post from yesterday, thought it was eighteen dollars, not one billion dollars. Got me wondering.

 

Fuk yehh!

 

Times are hard, the cost of living is rising, and so, like many people, I'm trying to cook cheaper meals for the family. I recently did the Piri-piri chicken wing, wedges and corn traybake from BBC Food.

Wings are cheap, potatoes are cheap, and corn isn't crazy expensive. The limes were probably the most extravagent ingredient. Total price, probably £2-£3 per person.

It was great, and the family all enjoyed it. To the point where it would go on the regular rotation even if we had suitcases full of cash stashed around the place!

What are your best economical recipes that aren't just beans, chickpeas, and rice? Meals you actively looks forward to, rather than just a budget way of getting calories inside you?

On my list for the coming week:

  • Carbonara
  • Sausage and mash with onion gravy
  • Chicken Quesadillas
  • Mac and Cheese with salad
  • Spicy black bean tacos
  • Stir-fried tofu
  • Slow cooker leek and potato soup

I can supply recipes for any of these.

 

Labracadabrador!

 
 

A Himhe bar!

[I'm very excited about this joke because it was actually a daughter joke. And so the student has become the master!]

 

My WiFi is ‘Secret Rebel Base’.

My neighbours have added ‘Jabba the Hub’, ‘Obi Lan Kenobi’, and ‘Red WiFi-ve Standing By’. This makes me happy.

Anyone else live in a neighbourhood that embraces this kind of WiFi silliness?

 

Suck my balls.

 

Oh, Edmund, can it be true that I hold here in my mortal hand a nugget of purest green?

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submitted 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/asklemmy@lemmy.world
 

Er, the title pretty much explains. My wife listens to podcasts and falls asleep to them but I can't not listen to a human voice so I listen to (ideally instrumental) music.

Anyone else? If so, what do you put on to drift away to?

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Best edition for a TTRPG (upload.wikimedia.org)
submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago) by Hossenfeffer@feddit.uk to c/warhammer40k@lemmy.world
 

Many years ago I ran a couple of TTRPG mashups of Warhammer 40k and Dune. The emperor was much the same as 40k, the Sardaukar were marines, the Bene Gesserit were a plot manifested by Tzeentch, the Butlerian Jihad explained the lack of computers, etc., etc. It was - if I do say so myself - pretty awesome.

Now my kids are getting into role-playing and not interested in fantasy so I'm thinking about reviving my old mashup for them.

In the old days I used the 1st ed. Rogue Trader rules which seemed like the beginnings of an awesome TTRPG before Games Workshop committed fully to selling lead, then plastic, figures for skirmish wargames.

Is there a newer version of Warhammer 40k that is still TTRPG focussed, or should I dust off my old, loose-leaf copy of 1st ed. and work from that?

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