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Spring is on the wire?
Spring is sprung, the grass is riz
I wonder where the birdies is
They say the birdies on the wing, but that’s absurd
I always thought the wing was on the bird
Fuck off; it's already summer:
It’s 80 degrees and I’m in my hammock.
Tomorrow it will be 50 and raining.
Two days later it will be below freezing.
Here in NM, we've been hitting 90F for the past week. Which is ~20 degrees above average for this time of year. We skipped spring and are heading straight into summer.
But it's a dry end of the world.
I love spring 💕💜♥️❤️
—Thank you, spring
—Spring?
—Because... um... you are a freaking spring...
—Oh yeah.
Oh please let me keep this cold for just a bit longer. I hate the heat.
It’s the time of year I really uncoil
-Check weather
-35°c with 85% humidity
What winter what spring
That spring is spying on me, I can feel it!
Shocking