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OK, that white was cocaine. Guaranteed they're dead.

For the record, I know the pic was from IASIP. OP's joke was not based on that.

Can't hear the dialog | Christopher Nolan

Javascript is basically just C with some syntactical sugar, right? RIGHT?!?

Where is "sleeping 60 hours cat"?

Easy, breezy, beautiful ... clever girl.

Yeah, that white was lead powder. Guaranteed they're dead.

Yeah, 7 seas ... at least!

They're not common at all, but I prefer a desk suspended from the ceiling with chains or whatever - complete and total freedom for the legs.

I remember trying to use one edition of MSDN (MicroSloth Developer Network if I recall correctly) on my laptop a few years ago. Whoever had developed the UI for it had been using a giant monitor because on a small laptop screen the article contents in the right-hand detail panel didn't word-wrap correctly, so reading the article required constant scrolling left-and-right with the horizontal scroll bar (which sometimes didn't even show up). For six months I just got in the habit of copying-and-pasting the contents into a simple text editor so that I could actually read the shit normally.

I've long advocated making developers use the shittiest equipment and no extra monitors, just to ensure that what we build actually works on most machines. I'm not a monster: the money saved could be used to give developers ACTUAL FUCKING OFFICES.

Home Office Box Office. Kinda catchy acronym.

Do people not aggressively prepare for this all the time?

They do not. People making $150K a year think they will keep making that (and more) for decades to come, and it's ludicrously easy to spend all that on useless shit. Shit, just drugs alone can take most of that.