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I thought its existence was just a myth (lemmy.world)

submitted 4 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

To become an Alpha Dick, one must consume the dick of the weak.

[–] synae 7 points 4 months ago (1 children)

Dick of the week, is that some kinda mail-order subscription club?

[–] ByteOnBikes@slrpnk.net 3 points 4 months ago

Order yours today at dickbox-com

[–] dharmacurious@slrpnk.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

I now have a new way of contextualizing my homosexuality. I am not gay! I am consuming the essence of manhood and absorbing it's power, to be become a super man!