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CONTENT
The word crackles and distorts through the grills of the haphazardly placed ceiling speakers. In unison the uniformed workers leave their assigned positions in a mechanical fashion. Neatly aligning in tight columns, the pathetic parade progressed into the cafeteria.
CONTENT
Deafening decibles departed the loudspeakers lining the large room. The same cryptic voice invaded every crevice of the worker's ears. Again in unison, they each removed a small, rectangular device from the right pocket of their uniform. Bright wavelengths of blue sliced through empty corneas to disrupt waves of a different type.
CONSUME
The voice permeated the entirety of the room once more.
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