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National Beef Council Debuts New ‘You’re Supposed To Feel Like That’ Campaign (theonion.com)

submitted 1 week ago by usernamesAreTricky@lemmy.ml to c/theonion@midwest.social

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The last line sounds about right

The National Beef Council has simultaneously launched billboard and glossy magazine ads that feature a row of coffins with the tagline “Beef: It’s supposed to kill you.”

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[–] Canonical_Warlock@lemmy.dbzer0.com 3 points 6 days ago

It seems like the Onions new job is just to make us feel a bit better by saying "at least that didn't happen."

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