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[โ€“] ininewcrow@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Annexes nearby territory and declares martial law ..... in the name of Jesus.

[โ€“] uberdroog@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago

Cancels all education for women, endorses leeches for healthcare, and provides homeless children who look at you like a Margaret Keane painting you can pee directly on....for jesus.