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How do I make an investment plan from this data? (lemmy.world)

submitted 2 months ago by The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world to c/funny@sh.itjust.works

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[–] Plebcouncilman@sh.itjust.works 6 points 2 months ago

How could I profit from his death? Just asking so I know to do the short position of whatever that is since he clearly will never die. I wonder if he’s like Dorian Grey except he dies if he goes red for 12 quarters or something like that?