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Conservatism Saved As Muslim Sex Trafficker Brought Back To U.S. (babylonbee.com)

submitted 1 month ago by Flax_vert@feddit.uk to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 28 points 1 month ago (4 children)

Watch the tate brothers become members of Trump's cabinet

[–] Yerbouti@sh.itjust.works 20 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Head of the minister for women and gender equality, an obvious choice.

[–] pineapplelover@lemm.ee 7 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

What better position? Secretary of safety of women and children

[–] Flax_vert@feddit.uk 5 points 1 month ago

That's too much. That's like putting an antivaxxer in charge of health!

[–] Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works 6 points 1 month ago

Ehh. They are rapey enough but don't you think they look well, a little on the brown side? Doesn't seem like there's any reason to compromise when there aren't DEI rules in place and there are plenty of rapey whites that are well qualified.

[–] DarthKaren@lemmy.world 3 points 1 month ago

Watch them become the new Epstein for the rich and powerful. tRUmp still has the jet iirc.

[–] goferking0 1 points 1 month ago

I thought that's why he got them out/they came over here