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[–] Godort@lemm.ee 82 points 1 month ago (2 children)

That's cause the male version is DUUUDE!

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 48 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago) (2 children)

Duuuuuuuuude is universal.

Sad: Duuude...
Happy: Duuuude!
Excited: Duuuuude!!!!
Mad: Dude!
Disappointed: dude
To male friends: Dude
To female friends: Dude
To your significant other: Dude

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 18 points 1 month ago (1 children)

And not-gendered.

I’m a dude, you’re a dude, she’s a dude, we’re all dudes now.

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 10 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Yes, I fuck dudes, why do you ask?

[–] prettybunnys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 month ago (1 children)

I also fuck dudes, why do you care?

[–] warbond@lemmy.world 2 points 1 month ago

Just to be clear, I only fuck the sorts of dudes who want fuckin, so don't think of me as some sort of dude-fuck peddler, okay?

[–] Hadriscus@lemm.ee 2 points 1 month ago

or Duder, or El Duderino,....