The one comment to rule them all. If you're on the other side of the bed from the door, you're too deep!

Oh, super cool!

I want my eyes to glaze over. Tell me about your complicated job.

"Better" is a loaded word, so maybe explaining how the toys were cheaper, safer, more entertaining or educational would go a long way towards helping you make your point.

I think it's because the people who made the pledge were just trying to sell flags. "A flag in every classroom" or something to that effect. So, once again, the answer is capitalism.

Not recently, tell her to call me

It's fine, just make whatever rules you want! I'm sure we'll still have the power to stop you when we're tired of your tantrum!

wtf is this "both sides" shit? How are satanists ridiculous?

ASS Club does have a certain ring to it.

48 prevented fatal accidents sounds great! Now how many accidents would we prevent if we criminalized alcohol?

I get so caught up in making sure my meaning can't possibly be misinterpreted that I get lost on my way to the point. I guess I don't want to be a cherry-picked example of somebody being stupid on the Internet.

It does. Applying the video game logic, it looks badass at first glance, but once you play a little bit and learn more about what's out there, you find out it's kinda a noob trap.