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Anon starts talking to a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 3 days ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] JohnnyMac@lemmy.world 148 points 3 days ago (1 children)

God this is stupid even for green text

[–] CityPop@lemmy.today 105 points 3 days ago (1 children)

That’s how you now it’s not fake.

[–] Nurse_Robot@lemmy.world 49 points 3 days ago (2 children)

It still could be gay

[–] whostosay@lemmy.world 14 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Not gay enough, shits bad

[–] sugar_in_your_tea@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 days ago

He and his friend could be sleeping together, but otherwise in an open relationship.

[–] mnemonicmonkeys@sh.itjust.works 8 points 3 days ago

The friend is just jealous the girl is getting more attention from OP and going full yandere