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Anon starts talking to a girl (sh.itjust.works)

submitted 1 week ago by Early_To_Risa@sh.itjust.works to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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[–] lessthanluigi 1 points 2 days ago

Taking a shower and brushing your teeth is the most basic thing

I know, right? And even then, I had a friend who would rather get *into a fist fight than have his hair washed because "I takes 30 minutes to fully dry".

I think he has brushed his teeth maybe like 3-4 times tops in his adult life and half of those, I paid him to brush his teeth. Of course he has multiple health issues because of it. It was literally like he would rather die than brush his teeth.

All that, and he still wanted a girlfriend and thought it would magically fix all of his problems.

So there is my rant, and I hope you are having a good day, and I hope you wish for me the same.