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[–] LeninOnAPrayer@lemm.ee 2 points 4 days ago (2 children)

I would hope just motion activated. I really don't want to have to yell at my toilet either.

[–] null_dot@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 4 days ago

Yeah. I'm absolutely opposed to unnecessarily "smart" devices.

I have a strong aversion to voice activated anything. Smartphones have had voice assistant's since forever but whenever I've tried it I just find it to be a clunky awkward imprecise user interface.

Why do something in a few clicks when 10 minutes of miscommunication will do?

In-house toilet facilities are more or less a solved problem. These idiots un-solved it.

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 3 points 4 days ago (1 children)
[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

Poker night: Read 'em and weep boys, straight flush!

From the other room: *flushing noises*

[–] milicent_bystandr@lemm.ee 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

I hear this in the voice of Lindsay Lohan. Though I don't think there was a toilet flush at that point in that movie!

[–] ArcaneSlime@lemmy.dbzer0.com 2 points 3 days ago

Totally forgot about that scene until you said something lmao.