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Why is my head/skull bouncy? (lemmynsfw.com)
submitted 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) by MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com to c/shittyask@hilariouschaos.com
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So I have this hammer. Every time I hit myself in the head with this hammer, the hammer bounces. It doesn't just stop, it bounces. Why is that? Is everyone's head this bouncy or is it just mine?

I've been doing it for like 15 minutes and its starting to feel really good the more I do it. bounce. bounce. bounce. Hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is almost like doing drugs, 8/10 would highly recommend when your state/country forces you to stop smoking weed.

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[โ€“] Alice@hilariouschaos.com 2 points 3 days ago (1 children)

You need to dip yourself in olive oil and then roll around and flour first before you do it

[โ€“] MyNamesTotallyRobert@lemmynsfw.com 2 points 2 days ago

uuh. I tried but I got my dick stuck in a fan. I have no idea how this happened honest.