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So I have this hammer. Every time I hit myself in the head with this hammer, the hammer bounces. It doesn't just stop, it bounces. Why is that? Is everyone's head this bouncy or is it just mine?

I've been doing it for like 15 minutes and its starting to feel really good the more I do it. bounce. bounce. bounce. Hitting yourself in the head with a hammer is almost like doing drugs, 8/10 would highly recommend when your state/country forces you to stop smoking weed.

Understanding the classification of the different types of fem people is important for understanding how cum will win.

I was wondering what the differences between each type is. Also what do we call someone who's like a femboy except also a female?

A man walks into a bar, takes a huge shit and then leaves. Next, a horse walks into the same bar, starts cumming everywhere and then gets arrested for not having a walk into a bar and cum everywhere license.

The ambient temperature is 533.7 degrees Rankine. There is less than 1 µg/m3 of NO2 pollutant in the air. The temperature of the surface of the sun is 5778 K. There are 8 bits in a byte.

With the given information, determine the optimum compressor pressure ratio, specific thrust, and thrust specific fuel consumption of a Rolls-Royce RB37 giving the maximum specific thrust under the following conditions: M~0~ = 2.1, T~0~ = 220 Kelvin, T~t4~ = 1700 Kelvin, h~pr~ = 42800 kJ/kg, c~p~ = 1.004 kJ / (kg * Kelvin), and 𝞬 = 1.4.

and I mean a full-on wrought iron butt that was always attached and you don't even have a spare regular butt to swap out and enjoy on weekends

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My mom said I could make a post but I don't know what to post about and I don't want to waste my post on something stupid so I guess I'll just say that cum will win.

ahem

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I've never been matched by a woman on bumble or been on a date or so much as held hands before but it might be a good idea to start thinking about it just in case.

Here's what I've come up with so far:

• Are boobs magnetic?
• How do you fix the Void Linux dual monitor screen flicker bug on mesa without installing Wayland?
• Cum will win
• What is the length and girth of your penis and are you cut or uncut and what does your ballsack look like?
• Does having boobs create a time dilation effect like what happens in wormholes?
• Are female buttholes round or square?
• Would you rather fight 100 poop sized cums or 100 cum sized poops?

Hopefully these thoughtful and respectful questions will prompt several deep and meaningful discussions. If anyone has any better ideas let me know.