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[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network -4 points 2 days ago (1 children)
  1. I would ban horns on cars. (The "beep beep" variety, not like cow horns.)

  2. Corporations, if they want to be treated like "human beings" must also be punishable like human beings, including prison time and execution.

  3. Speaking of punishments, fines should be a proportion of your net worth. (Net worth, not cash on hand.) Having set fines is basically just giving rich folk a paid license to do whatever they like.

  4. No CEO shall make more than 50 times what their lowest-paid employee is paid, including through backdoors like stock options, bonuses, perquisites, etc.

  5. Salaries shall be open knowledge, routinely posted at places of employment.

  6. Universities are free to all who pass entrance exams, but before you can write the entrance exam you must spend a year abroad. The more wealthy your background, the poorer the place you must spend your year in.

  7. Tipping is banned. Pay your workers properly.

  8. Slavery is illegal. Period. Including through sneaky back doors like "prison employment."

  9. Taxation is 100% voluntary. The proportion of your net worth you elect to pay in taxes, however, is published in your neighbourhood's bulletin boards, etc. as well as on government web sites.

  10. Elections are replaced by lotteries. If your number comes up in the electoral lottery you MUST serve in government.

[–] Adulated_Aspersion@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I dont think you understand the brilliance and horror that would emerge from #10.

[–] ZDL@ttrpg.network 2 points 1 day ago

Are you joking? The chaos would be a delight! I would sit there and eat so much popcorn I'd risk becoming a fragmentation bomb!