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[โ€“] SkingradGuard@hexbear.net 26 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) (1 children)

The Protracted Treatler's War against the KKKapitalists on behalf of the Capitalists began with earnest on 6th April 2025. What followed was 5 long years of video-game themed terror bombings of US Government buildings and a declaration of martial law on the third year of fighting.

Martial Law was declared after the bombing of the White House with a tacky, RGB Gamer themed DIY drone carrying a tactical nuclear warhead, which was stolen in 2027 from a secure facility.

White house nuked after gamer achieves 25 kill streak