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Oh my gods I feel this as someone who works in production.
And now its your fault that it won't arrive on time and the customer is pissed! They're on the phone now and want to hear from you why you couldn't hit your time line.
Yes hello, who is this?
Oh ok, yes.
Ah well you see, our salesman lied to you, Mr. Customer, he just says insane nonsense that bears no relation to reality in order to get you to give us money. That's his job. Anyway, when Mr. Salesman gave you a delivery date, he didn't tell us over here in product assembly about that until about 2 weeks ago, and it'll take us about 8 weeks to actually make your order quantity.
What's that? No, no problems here on the assembly line, we actually churned out 15% more widgets last quarter than the quarter before that, and we're on track for current quarter production numbers to also grow by 15%.
Yep, yep, sorry about that, and that's a good point, Mr. Salesman may have just added a 0 to those growth figures we reported to him when he was talking with you.
Of course! Thanks for doing business with us! I'll hand you back over to Mr. Salesman now.
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Ahem.
Fuck sales.
This is what I would actually say, and this is why I apparently have 'poor interpersonal skills'.
My favorite saying: "There are two kinds of people you can never trust in this world - salesmen and politicians, and politicians are just salesmen selling that they should be in charge."