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Anon's little cousin plays with MLP toys (programming.dev)

submitted 1 week ago by ICastFist@programming.dev to c/greentext@sh.itjust.works

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>be with family last weekend
>little 5 year old cousing playing with MLP toys in the living room
>announces we are all invited to the wedding
>aunt asks who's getting married
>fluttershy and applejack
>aunt says "They can't get married"
>cousin is distraught "why not!?"
>aunt says "because girls can't marry other girls"
>cousin is angry "who says?"
>aunt "god says"
>cousin "then I'm going to worship satan"

fucking awesome, lemme tell you

Sorry, that's my weekly allotment of pixels

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[–] kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone 10 points 6 days ago

If you look at the Torah (or old testament) it explicitly says there are tons of other gods, Jews and Christians just choose to only serve one.