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[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 52 points 2 weeks ago (4 children)

Be a man.

‘git commit -am “changes”’

[–] drew_belloc@programming.dev 37 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

At this point just create a script or alias called "fuckthis" that does that and then push direct to main

[–] DScratch@sh.itjust.works 35 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

PR reviews take the most time, eliminating those saved us loads of time.

QA were also bogging us down, axed them too. Now we’re flying.

The Social Security Infrastructure rebuild should be done in a matter of weeks! At least that’s what Copilot says.

[–] Vittelius@feddit.org 1 points 2 weeks ago

That's how you get a Boing

[–] jol@discuss.tchncs.de 26 points 2 weeks ago (2 children)

I have auto save on. A cron job running every minute with just git add . && git commit - m "wip"

[–] magic_lobster_party@fedia.io 11 points 2 weeks ago

&& git push --force

[–] DannyBoy@sh.itjust.works 19 points 2 weeks ago (3 children)

Have the name of the alias be "gti" or "gut"

[–] SexualPolytope 7 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago) 
alias {gti,gut}='git commit -am "changes" && git push -f'
[–] synae 5 points 2 weeks ago* (last edited 2 weeks ago)

I have about a dozen aliases of various mistypings of "git". Somehow I still hit unaliased typo once in a while

[–] KindaABigDyl@programming.dev 5 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

And any project worth their salt will reject it for two reasons:

  1. Unclear message/changes (potentially too many changes at once)
  2. Not signed
[–] wise_pancake@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 weeks ago

I’ve got signing auto enabled though

[–] JiminaMann@lemmy.world 2 points 2 weeks ago

Doesn't work for me idk why, it'll ignore the message, and i have to commit again before i can push