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Why do AI company logos look like buttholes? (velvetshark.com)

submitted 23 hours ago by anzo@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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cross-posted from: https://szmer.info/post/6806162

So, which butthole did you pull your code, copy, or image from today? 🙂

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[–] sundray@lemmus.org 17 points 22 hours ago (3 children)

Every booty-hole is as unique and different as a snowflake. Truly a wonder of nature.

[–] d_k_bo@feddit.org 2 points 3 hours ago

The toilet then sends the data it collects to a cloud server.

What could go wrong.

[–] xorollo@leminal.space 3 points 10 hours ago (1 children)

So, if I forget my Fitbit, then the run didn't happen. So here, I have to hold my poop to get to the toilet camera.

Can y'all just tell me what kind of poop consistencies apparently indicate disease? I could use my eyes.

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 2 points 7 hours ago

If you see blood in your stool, or if it's dark and tar-like, you should see a doctor. Could be nothing, but if it's best to check with a professional.

Also keep an eye out for pinworms or tapeworms.

[–] HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today 5 points 21 hours ago

Wasn’t there a cartoon where a scientist or military dude needed to scan his anus before entering a top secret room?